kimerajamm
Joined: 28 Nov 2010 Posts: 785
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Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 7:05 am Post subject: Oboe jokes |
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Q: How do you get five oboes in tune?
A: Shoot four of them.
Q: What are burning oboes used for?
A: To set bassoons on fire.
Q: Why does an oboist always have to fight for correct intonation?
A: Because most oboes are full of holes.
Q: How do you make an oboist play a sustained A-flat?
A: Steal his batteries.
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