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moto53
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Okay... these are only gonna be PG-13 and below... but I HAD to share some of them, funniest website ever!
"Today, my mother was vaccuming the stairs. Trying to be polite, I climbed over the banister to the floor above, so I wouldn't interrupt her. She looked at me odd and said, "I'm surprised that held your weight." The banister is maple and steel. FML"
Courtesy of: www.fmylife.com
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moto53
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"Today, I was talking to my guy friend about prom. I told him I was turned down by 7 guys. So he said "Well, you could always ask me." I then said "Do you want to go to prom with me?" His response was "Nope...now that's 8!" FML"
Hahahahaha... ahhh these make me feel so much better! lolol
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JBolton262
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haha yeah dude, I was reading some of these last night...
Theres some on there that sound made up, but theyre soooooo funny haha
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moto53
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| Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 1:41 am Post subject: |
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haha yeah dude, I was reading some of these last night...
Theres some on there that sound made up, but theyre soooooo funny haha |
Lol yeah that site is GREAT! The inappropriate ones are ALWAYS the funniest though lol.. no lie!
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Daniel
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I have to check FML at least once a day... it's gotten addicting
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JBolton262
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| Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 3:02 am Post subject: |
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| moto53 wrote: |
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haha yeah dude, I was reading some of these last night...
Theres some on there that sound made up, but theyre soooooo funny haha |
Lol yeah that site is GREAT! The inappropriate ones are ALWAYS the funniest though lol.. no lie! |
hahaha yeah, thats the ones i was thinking of when I said made up haha
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Johnnybmoto
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Today, my wife has been singing "I can't get no satisfaction" by the Rolling Stones, all morning. She started singing it right after we had sex. FML
Probably only funny to me because I like the Stones..... |
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JBolton262
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| Johnnybmoto wrote: |
Today, my wife has been singing "I can't get no satisfaction" by the Rolling Stones, all morning. She started singing it right after we had sex. FML
Probably only funny to me because I like the Stones..... |
hahaha yeah i read that one on there... busted out laughing lol
I like the Stones... I had a intro to my DVD made using Gimme Shelter but ended up going with a totally different intro lol
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| JBolton262 wrote: |
| Johnnybmoto wrote: |
Today, my wife has been singing "I can't get no satisfaction" by the Rolling Stones, all morning. She started singing it right after we had sex. FML
Probably only funny to me because I like the Stones..... |
hahaha yeah i read that one on there... busted out laughing lol
I like the Stones... I had a intro to my DVD made using Gimme Shelter but ended up going with a totally different intro lol |
Thats my favorite song right there.
It doesn't get much better than that. |
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JBolton262
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| Johnnybmoto wrote: |
| JBolton262 wrote: |
| Johnnybmoto wrote: |
Today, my wife has been singing "I can't get no satisfaction" by the Rolling Stones, all morning. She started singing it right after we had sex. FML
Probably only funny to me because I like the Stones..... |
hahaha yeah i read that one on there... busted out laughing lol
I like the Stones... I had a intro to my DVD made using Gimme Shelter but ended up going with a totally different intro lol |
Thats my favorite song right there.
It doesn't get much better than that. |
haha heckk yeah dude!
Now that Ive thought about it, if the intro with that song would have had better titles, it definitely wouldve been the intro lol
Oh well, next DVD, its having it for the intro.
Havent decided 100% on a name yet, but it seems like its either going to be "The Road Less Traveled" "On The Line" "Wide Open" "The Great Wide Open" "Beyond the Gate" "Beyond the Glory" or about 5 others we thought of in 2 minutes haha
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Johnnybmoto
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| I like the Road Less Traveled. |
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JBolton262
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| I like the Road Less Traveled. |
Yeah, thats the one we're leaning more towards...
Its going to be a while though, Im not ready to do another DVD haha
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moto53
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
"Today, my rescue squad unit responded to a 911 call from a woman who felt she was going to pass out. We knocked on her locked door a couple times with no answer. Fearing she might be unconscious, I kicked in the door. She was about to open it and only passed out from the concussion I gave her. FML"
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